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Hi all, hope these are new, I don't remember seeing them in imgrandpaboy n who's it's plosts (sorry, off hand I forgot your name, and too tired to look up) Anyway, I guess I'm hopeing you'll start some funny stuff here again so I can have a laugh at work tomorrow :)
I also want to see how this image thinggy works :P
http://www.ingiebee.com/Pics/LOOSETON.jpg
http://www.ingiebee.com/Pics/pork.jpg
http://www.ingiebee.com/Pics/LIQUIDPA.jpg
Man, I hope they're not repeats, I got them yesterday in email :)
Come, send some funnys for me tomorrow, please??????
Love ya, Ingie
http://www.funehumor.com/images/fun/mouse.jpg
ok,here is one sweety! i'll add more later... :D
http://www.artbell.com/images/catcaffeine.jpg
now this is cute!!!!!!!!!!!!! he he he! :D
This one is for all you Dutchmen out there.
http://www23.brinkster.com/bluemeany/images/littlehooligan
I guess Ajax was in town. :D
A hooligan in the making.
Ingie,
You have a "little one" don't you? Don't let this happen! :D
LOL, Thanks that's a cute one. It's funny, Kids say a bad word, and the first thing the parents say is "where did you hear that??" And of course they learned it from their parents, LOL. Ever see a Christmas Story? That's so true!!! Every time I lose it and curse, I think of that. I turn around and say "don't you say what I just said, LOL" What a hypocrite I am :P
Boy, that kitty got into your coffee Angel? LOL Those eyes really look like they've been stretched!!!
http://www.busybeeofficeshop.com/LuvShack/JokePictures/images/Snowman_jpg.jpg
he he he! :D
My hovercraft is full of eels.
I used to have that problem too! Until I tried new EEL-GO, from Gocter and Pramble.
I just spray about 1/3 of a can on the deck and I have an eel free hovercraft for at least 3 months.
Try it today. 3 million hovercraft owners can't be wrong!
I used to have that problem too! Until I tried new EEL-GO, from Gocter and Pramble.
I just spray about 1/3 of a can on the deck and I have an eel free hovercraft for at least 3 months.
LOL! I actually slop generous portions of bacon grease on the deck and control surfaces. It keeps those slimy freeloaders away and has the ancillary benefit of being almost completely waterproof. :D :D
I just have to make sure it doesn't go rancid on me.
If you are a Monty Python fanatic you should recognize my signature easily enough. For the rest, well....
Here's a new one (I hope)
http://www23.brinkster.com/bluemeany/images/dui
GO CANADA! :P I would be so proud if I was related to this gentleman.
http://mmmonte.com/funny/ValleyC.jpg
poor!... he he he! :D
ps: i like the quality of this image...the best rendered image i have seen! LOL he he he! ;)
ROFL Oh that's too good!!!
Love it, Ingie
http://www.naute.com/images/positive.gif
The Power of Positive Thinking! ... he he he! :D
Timonides
08-Jul-02, 05:51
Hello!!! :D
I don't know if I am doing this image thing right, but if it works check this:
http://www.humorasylum.com/pictures.shtml?/pics/pic84.jpg
and also:
http://www.humorasylum.com/pictures.shtml?/pics/pic223.jpg
bye.....
LOL, That's good too, positive thinking makes your day, eh?
skontar, put the Img thing down (from the above buttons, it's (Img) only with [ these) and then close them with (/Img) only with these ] and then in between, you put the url to the image, which you have to load up somewhere on the net. I'd love to see what ya got :D
Thanks for the funnys!!!
Love Ingie
Timonides
09-Jul-02, 05:30
Hello Ingie!!! :D
put the Img thing down (from the above buttons, it's (Img) only with [ these) and then close them with (/Img) only with these ] and then in between, you put the url to the image, which you have to load up somewhere on the net.
That's exactly what I did, pressed the image button, filled the url to the images and pressed the image button again, but it didn't work. I guess that the web site from where I saw them doesn't allow to use these images this way.
Anyway if you are still interested to see them here are the links:
http://www.humorasylum.com/pictures.shtml?/pics/pic84.jpg
http://www.humorasylum.com/pictures.shtml?/pics/pic223.jpg
They also have alot more funny pictures there at www.humorasylum.com (he, he....) :P
I will try to post some other pics if I manage to get this thing work. :x
By the way did you fixed that ppp dialer problem you had with the Red Hat? (see my reply at Blech... post, if you haven't allready).
Keep the good work with the tutorials :D
Thanks.........
This has to be something from a Carribean resort. What tickles me is the graphics for the sign. Watch out for the large number of people who could be crawling across the road with bottle in hand!!!
It is probably P-shop'd but it is still funny.
http://www23.brinkster.com/bluemeany/images/drunkcrossing
CubeFan973
10-Jul-02, 17:59
If you are a Monty Python fanatic you should recognize my signature easily enough. For the rest, well....
For those of you who think Monty Python is immature/not funny/weird/British, well, at least three of you are right.
For those of you who still have no clue of what he means by "My hovercraft is full of eels," go watch "And Now For Something Completely Different." If you watch the first half hour, you'll know pretty quickly what he means.
But if you still don't want to watch them, well, do you think I should summarize the sketch?
All right (before keep-left signs start attacking me), there was this Hungarian guy who went into a tobbaconist in Britain. He consulted a English/Hungarian phrasebook, and rather than saying something like "I'd like some cigarrettes," he said, "I will not buy this record, it is scratched." For matches, it was the "My hovercraft is full of eels" remark that Fullback's popularizing. He even said "Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy-bouncy?" to a GUY, thinking it meant "How much will this be?"
It turns out that another guy purposefully wrote that phrasebook to cause a "breach of the peace." ("The Hungarian phrase for "Can you direct me to the railway station?" is here translated by the phrase, "Please fondle my buttocks!")
You're a good man CubeFan973. Hopefully, you have had your personality thoroughly warped by Cleese, Idol, Chapman, Jones, Palin and Gilliam. I know I have.
BTW, you forgot the "My nipples explode with delight" part. :D
SKontar: Like this...
http://www.humorasylum.com/pics/pic84.jpg
and this....
http://www.humorasylum.com/pics/pic223.jpg
and this....
http://www.humorasylum.com/pics/pic223.jpg
he he he!!!!! NOW THIS ONE WAS FUNNY!!!!!! REDNECKS!!!! :D :D :D :D ha ha ha!
just paste the URL between the
Gargola, beat you to it on that redneck man/woman pic
http://www.elysiun.com/viewtopic.php?t=2360&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=135 I'm sure Green would be offended if his "friends" were misrepresented in any way. :P
The pic on the right: I think that thing lives under the bridge I have to cross to get to my car after work. :D
that was not my pic ...it was skontar's. he he he! :D
valarking
11-Jul-02, 19:59
http://ds1.humor.com/cgi-bin/photos/index.pl?photo=193&size=big
bwahaha
think of the kittens, man
LOL :D Those "things" chasing the kitten are hilarious.
Here'z an original "funny" pic that i did in blender and paint shop pro about 4-5 months ago. Aussie blenderheads should definatly appreciate this. ;)
http://www.stormpages.com/bapsis/vagemite.html
Matt
Blend on, and blend well!!!
Timonides
12-Jul-02, 18:08
Hello gargola!!! :D
gargola wrote:
just paste the URL between the
As I told Ingie, that's exactly what I was doing. But it didn't work.
Well I've got it. The url I was pasting between was wrong. It pointed to a form they have, in order to send it by mail and not to the original image.
I had to erase the "pictures.shtml?" part of the url to get to the image.
I hope you liked them.
Anyway here's an other one:
http://www.humorasylum.com/pics/pic110.jpg
and an other one:
http://www.humorasylum.com/pics/pic123.jpg
(note: I have nothing personal against rednecks o.k.?)
Bye and thanks for the help.
Ingie: I'm never ever going to post another funny pic or make another joke here.sorry!
Sorry Gargola, you're a honey in my book! And those are funny pics!
skontar, where did you get that picture of me?
Timonides
17-Jul-02, 19:06
Hi!!!
IngieBee wrote:
skontar, where did you get that picture of me?
Ooops!!! Sorry!!! Didn't know it was yours!!!!
Oh man, I blew it again!!!
Anyway, if this repairs things....
Here's another funny picture:
http://www.humorasylum.com/pics/pic146.jpg
And another one:
http://www.humorasylum.com/pics/pic122.jpg
Bye.....
Hee hee hee, my daughter found one of those passifiers (or binky) at the local cowboy boot store (er, we're displaced Texans, LOL) and wanted me to buy it. I would have except my baby won't take a passifier, so.... nah..
Great to see a pic of one at work! LOL
Man, tell me that picture of that lady drinking water was photoshop'd .... It HURTS! to see that!!!
Hee hee, Ingie
Jolly Gnome
18-Jul-02, 17:32
Now, I could post this image directly here, but it's more fun to click the link and be surprised :)
http://febrile.org/images/reminder.jpg
If someone get's offended, well, so fucking what? :D
Timonides
18-Jul-02, 19:27
Hello!!! :D
I will also not post my picture here.
Go to:
http://www.humorasylum.com/pics/pic278.jpg
and be surprised.....
The funny thing about this picture is, that it could be used as an offended people :x reply, to an insulting post.....
Ingiee... no that woman picture wasn't photoshop'd!!! :-?
He, he, he...... :D :D :D :D
Bye.......
ROFLMAO I like the surprise technique :D :D :D :D
Now, I could post this image directly here, but it's more fun to click the link and be surprised
http://febrile.org/images/reminder.jpg
If someone get's offended, well, so ****ing what?
I've got that same one. Just a little different. http://www23.brinkster.com/bluemeany/images/estrada
Evidently, somebody out there doesn't like Eric Estrada.
What about Larry Wilcox? :D
I guess he wasn't as annoying, LOL You made me bust out at work! Now I'm in trouble, they know I'm up to something, ugh!!! LOL
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Timonides
19-Jul-02, 19:02
Now I'm in trouble, they know I'm up to something, ugh!!! LOL
This is very bad. Please Ingie, watch yourself. Don't talk to anybody and always wear your... sunglasses to avoid been recognized. Just wait before you make your next move....
In the mean time, always try to remember:
Never get a Tatoo from a drunk guy
http://www.humorasylum.com/pics/pic173.jpg
HE, HE, HE.....
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
bye.....
P.S.: Also wanted to say that this is my 100th post!!! 8)
valarking
26-Sep-02, 22:42
BBBBBBUMP
you bump one more thread and I'll have to bump my foot in your @rse :D :D
joke aside, it's starting to be a whee bit annoying
Martin
Timonides
27-Sep-02, 11:38
valarking, there are two things you should never do.....
Annoying a Forum Administrator and Tatooing people while drunk!!!!
They are both bad for health.......... :P :P :P
skontar.
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