PARANOIA

[CubeFan973]

Are you paranoid? Or do you think that everything around you is stable, and all that it seems like?

If it's the latter, I think you're from an alternate universe that the people at Area 51 are covering up! (I'm PARANOID!)

[acasto]

Look into some quantom or paticle physics. Every atom around you is made of little particles being held together by bonds that exsist in mathematics. Just think if those little bonds were to all of the sudden stop holding! When you are standing on the top floor of a building, the only reason you don't fall is because the molecules holding you up are lazy, what if they started moving faster and faster? Or what if the molecules in the air decided to all of a sudden quit moving, and all was frozen in place, while time continued to flow?

[rogerm3d]

Acasto: Man now im really paranoid. Like way too much. Walls holding my roof up might collapse because of that math.
And the roof will fall on me. ;)
Time to live in big empty field of grass. (pulls out ripstings grass script) 8) ;)

[pofo]

I think the suspicious looking man next door is trying to make me paranoid. But I won't give in to it because I know what he's up to. He's got the government and the aliens backing him too.
But no, I'm not paranoid and you can't make me :x

:o pofo

[CubeFan973]

Time can't flow with everything just still. If so, how do you measure time? The clocks and watches and everything is just still! Nothing moves!

But that's not likely to happen. At least not very likely. But they're coming for us... they destroyed Blender, they made Vinny lose the "Blendermania" domain, and now they'll finish the job. And it starts with them stealing any computer with Blender on it, then they'll start the operations on us! Nothing is safe... NetVentures is coming for us... or is it worse?

THEY'RE COMING
THEY'RE COMING
THEY'RE COMING
THEY'RE COMING

It's all there to control us!
Don't go that way! Stay away from NetVentures! Stay with people like you, only they're safe, only the Blender Community is safe!

(I'm a paranoid psycho! I'm SUPPOSED to act out!)

[Detritus]

If being paranoid is thinking that everyone wants to hurt you, I´m not paranoid. I KNOW everyone wants to hurt me. Especially FBI and the Muppets. And Ariel Sharon, with his evil super-rat.

[phrog]

I think this paranoia topic is a great way to get people really scared about absolutely nothing at all. :D

I will therefore add these ramblings to yours. ;)

Planes are always flying over my house. Once, six helicopter gun-ships flew over. I think they are spying on me, which means that I know something they don't. Unfortunately, I don't know what it is that I know that they don't. :-?
____________

Stop the voices. :o

[pofo]

Unfortunately, I don't know what it is that I know that they don't. :-?


Then you need to run away and hide with the underground revolution movement until you figure it out, then use it against the evil minds, rescue the girl and live happily ever after.

I always get stuck on the last part.

stop staring at me
8) pofo

[bogbean]

We had a helicopter hovering right over our house one night. I went out into the garden with a video camera then it flew off before I could get a decent shot of it.

Hey, and don't drink the water... it's got all sorts of mind controlling chemicals put into it by the goverment - they're just trying to subdue us all.

And all modern TV's have built in bugging devices - so they can spy on us.

And half the government are aliens anyway!

... where are my dried frog pills...?
;)

[CubeFan973]

Not everyone in the government are aliens. They need to have a few humans in there who has no intelligence on the entire conspiracy. They're the ones called the IRS. Why do you think THEY need money, but nobody else seems to get any? Because they're the only ones who buy things rather than hypnotizing people into giving them things for free.

Also, the aliens who are still learning to use the hypnosis use money from a hidden Mint factory.

But other than that, the only other humans in there are being used to see how we work. Then they use mind probes to make these people go out and start us, the time bombs, on our descent into insanity.

Only the ones who know about the conspiracy are safe!

Plus, it's not scaring people about nothing. Thoughts exist. Imagination exists. Paranoia exists. But, if I'm wrong and you're right, well, they deserve it...

Hey, where'd that come from? Oh, yeah,the aliens are making me go insane so that it's easier to destroy the rest they are making me type everything they want me committed

they're coming this is an alert this is not a drill repeat this is not a drill they're coming
they're coming
they're coming

[phrog]

I believe that I know the form that these ruling aliens take. They appear as camels or llamas. This is why those particular animals spit at people: not because it is self defence or because they are annoyed, but because they think that the humans are not worthy, except to roll in their spittle. Of course, zoo keepers are just llamas in disguise, which is how they keep the camels under control: It's not fat in those humps, It's a hidden arsenal of weaponry, ready to slay anything within spitting distance!

Well I have to go now, a large hump-backed desert mammal is waiting outside my door and it looks like a camel.

Eeep.

[haunt_house]

I am not paranoid

paranoid means, that I think, someone is against me, and really isn´t.

I KNOW, you are all against me and that you are just waiting for me to make a mistake.

But I am aware of your plans. You have no chance of fooling me.

Just look at my construction site at blenderville

http://www.people.freenet.de/haunt_house/download/constructionsite.jpg

you don´t fool me. no no no

HH

[paradox]

I'm now paranoid I'm paradox. But I must say that guy who keeps watching me in the morning when I shave - the one in the mirror is starting to freak me out. He just keeps staring at me. I think I'll quit shaving.

Paradox

[pofo]

You're right phrog, the camels have manipulated society so that they can stand in their zoos and get fed at regular hours while affecting the minds of countless small children who come to look at them.

This way they control everything and make unsuspecting people work for them, see for yourselves:

http://www.lindorstrand.se/images/vagmarke.jpg ----->
http://www.caribbean-direct.com/St-Martin-Direct/Helpful%20Info/%20Photos/SMFBraSignC.jpg

[phrog]

The truth really is out there, pofo, and its staring at us from road signs throughout the land. But that top sign is really a man struggling to open an umbrella for his cruel llama masters.

[CubeFan973]

So, LLAMAS OWN THE GOVERNMENT!

IT'S ALL THERE TO CONTROL YOU!

THE ALIENS KNOW ABOUT ME, AND NOW THEY'RE ATTEMPTING TO BUILD HYPERCUBES TO PUT ME INTO!

[haunt_house]

http://www.people.freenet.de/haunt_house/download/thealien.jpg
they ARE watching you

[valarking]

you guys are too bored. ;) go out for a walk or something.

[haunt_house]

my smilies are better trained than yours, so they can protect me from the llama intruders


bleaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!


HH

[Goo]

How do you all know that the llamas really exist? Are you sure that anything exists? Couldn't we all really be hooked up to computer stations run by white lab mice who are using every human being in existance to solve the ultimate questions and everything we see around us is simply the result of electronic stimulation to prevent the brain from going catatonic? And the llamas are simply the subconscious manifestations of our repressed desire for broiled spinich? Can you be sure that the furniture behind you isn't making rude guestures in your general direction. Can you? CAN YOU!?!?

Goo (or so you think)

[haunt_house]

yes

[pofo]

Can you be sure that the furniture behind you isn't making rude guestures in your general direction. Can you? CAN YOU!?!?

Of course, I shot that sofa dead years ago, and the table is too afraid of my collection of baseball bats (glass tables are easy to control).

8) pofo

[haunt_house]

don´t be suspicious of the table, be suspicious of the baseball bats :o

and Sofas are normally very patient, so there is a chance of it just playing dead til you don´t care enough.

[CubeFan973]

The furniture sales are controlled by the government. Furniture is also made of pure alien.

Or, as you guys say it, "llamas!"

valarking: Walks make us bored, paranoid, and increasingly aware of the aliens around us. The aliens that came up with the idea of creating moons and suns so that we would go crazy. The aliens hiding as government agents hiding as normal humans. The aliens that designed alien containers called "llamas."

GASP! This is unneccesarily offensive! Kib will shut it down! I'll be kicked off! Everyone will hate me! The government will kidnap me and take me over to Universe 6241, where they hunt from 2900 and below for fun! AAAHHH!

[The Fish]

Yellow all

Llamas, Furniture, lab mice....

Just watch out for the fish. They are your real rulers

[haunt_house]

HEY SCOTTISHPIG

HERE`S SOME FISHING BAIT ANNOYING US!

GOT SOME USE FOR IT?

HH

[fullback]

I'm sorry, but you guys are WAY off base. Camels, llamas, fish --- phooey! The root of all evil is, and has always been, the DUCK-BILLED PLATYPUS.

http://www.belden-arts.com/photo/platypus.jpg

Now, that's something to get paranoid about!

[haunt_house]

cannot be

its eyes aren´t glowing!

HH

[CubeFan973]

Cats are the aliens! At least, that's what England thought. OR KNEW! Mainly because some of them are aliens.

Some more aliens are rats (from an opposing universe--1341--and the cats are suspicious of them), dogs (from Universe 1245, a friendly place), the government, llamas, duck-billed platypuses, Ton Roosendaal (and all the other NaN employees, but they're from our universe), furniture and lawyers. And these things:

:D
:)
:(
:o
:-?
8)
:x
:P
;)

They've even invaded my signature! Look:

[dwmitch]

Hey, and don't drink the water... it's got all sorts of mind controlling chemicals put into it by the goverment - they're just trying to subdue us all.


I'm almost afraid to add my two cents to this thread, because it's been reduced to a joke, but mind control will not come through chemicals. It will come through low frequency waves. I'm not sure what kind of waves, it may be electromagnetic or it could be microwaves (not the kind used to heat food in.)

In the late 1950's the Soviets had a device supposedly used for theraputic purposes. The North Koreans learned how to use it for mental reprogramming. The American government, acting through a Canadian operative, purchased one of these devices, (LIDA, if you want to do a search on it) but they supposedly didn't have the resources to study the technology. We all know that our government (or the American government, for those in the Eastern and Southern hemispheres, and part of the Northern) has an untarnished record of honesty, (insert sarcastic laugh here) so I believe them.

Seriously, I believe that not only they have studied the technology, but that they are preparing it for use against the general populous. The new security measures since 9-11 provide the perfect cover. This next part is only a guess, but they could come up with a story like it will only work on people wearing special anklets or with a chip inside them, and it will turn potential terrorists into productive members of society. Or it may only work on those with chips in them, but there is a new chip out that they implant in a person's hand and it's supposed to store all financial and medical records. That could be a ploy to gain control. They've already done experiments where a doctor could control his wife's finger from across the room using said chips.

You guys probably think I'm making this up as I go along, so I'm going to hit submit now. Before I do, if you want to search, the device is LIDA. A google search will turn up links to both an Italian orginization and information on the LIDA device, so you'll have to be patient.

[Jolly Gnome]

"Paaaranoiaaa, paaaaaranoiaaa! Laa-la-laa-laa-laa!"
-Bauhaus: Paranoia

[pofo]

mind control is good. it makes you want wHat thE government wants. that way you'Ll not have to PartIcipate in anything you don't want to. you'll even want to be Mind controLled. This is whY I like research iNto these kind of thinGs. i'm sure the government has no such thing as a mind control device though.

;)

8) pofo

(don't believe everything you say)

[haunt_house]

the device is already there. It has a remote control for switching channels or altering volume. It´s called television :D :D :D :D

Did I mention that I don´t have one?

HH

[phrog]

[/quote]HEY SCOTTISHPIG

HERE`S SOME FISHING BAIT ANNOYING US!

GOT SOME USE FOR IT?

HH[/quote]

that fish you speak of is only slightly deranged. Actually it was me in disguise. The real "The Fish" hasn't actually posted anything yet because he hasn't found the time.

[Goo]

mind control will not come through chemicals. It will come through low frequency waves. I'm not sure what kind of waves, it may be electromagnetic or it could be microwaves (not the kind used to heat food in.) Mind control, or at least bodily control, is indeed possible, but not at our level of technology, or at least public level of technology. It would take the form of electric stimulus/manipulation however, not electromagnetic radiation. I don't believe EM radiation can affect electric signals enough to make a difference. It would also require a much more thorough understanding of our nervous system. The scientist could control his wife's finger because of an electrical single sent along her nervous system by a chip. To attain bodily control you'd need to implant a chip in the body, I'd put it in the lower brain stem, or the upper spinal cord, that would halt out going signals and be able to transmit it's own. Actual mental control would require actual understanding how the memory center is wired. If it was understood, mind control would simply require programing new memories in and wiping the old ones.

Goo

[acasto]

http://www.haarp.alaska.edu/

It is here!!!